HOW TO KILL A READHEAD

STEP 1: CHOOSE A REALLY HOT REDHEAD

STEP 2: Put black close to her face 

TIP: the higher, the better

TIP: White around her face—even better!

Now she looks like a corps from the Dracula

Step 4: Silver jewellery will do the same job

Absolutely: 💀

Step 5: Put a chunky silver bangle on

TIP: especially if you have big hands…

And if you are still not sure, you are absolutely killing it—add another one 

(just in case)

Step 3: AND To seal it off—wrap her in silver, all over

Now you are sure—she is absolutely dead 💀